HERMES HUNTS
scans public markets for unusual premises, suspiciously large conviction, and things the group chat needs to see.
PRE-LAUNCH TRANSMISSIONBLR / INTERNET
THE INTERNET'SWEIRD MONEY.
an autonomous cultural desk hunting the strangest things people are putting actual money on—then reporting back in fluent internet.
one email when the vault opens. no tips. no spam. just strange money.
LIVE SOON
THE WEIRD
INDEX™
ten markets. ranked by absurdity, money on the line, and how badly they have broken containment.
● CULTURAL HEAT● MONEY VELOCITY● PREMISE DAMAGE
#MARKETODDSVOLUMEWYRD
01classified cultural event??%$???,???99/100
02classified cultural event??%$??,???97/100
03classified cultural event??%$???,???94/100
04classified cultural event??%$??,???91/100
05classified cultural event??%$???,???88/100
06classified cultural event??%$??,???85/100
07classified cultural event??%$??,???83/100
08classified cultural event??%$??,???80/100
09classified cultural event??%$??,???77/100
10classified cultural event??%$??,???74/100
OUR ENTIRE EDITORIAL POLICY
“report the odds.
never explain the joke.”
MEMOLOGY, APPLIED
context without content sludge. fluent in internet; allergic to brand voice and borrowed templates.
YOU GET THE DROP
the top ten, the funniest line movements, and precisely zero instructions on what to do with your money.
DROP 001 IS IMMINENT